Reg

This is fancy.

Greetings! Who's out there? Are any of you at the Ministry? Because I just up and transferred over there and I need to know what to avoid in the cafeteria. The last place I was at only gave us two options nearby: Chinese food and burgers, and I think the burger place did everything in house, including slaughtering and processing and creating heat lamps. I don't like Dover very much anymore.

I'm Herc. I'll be your friendly neighbourhood crime fighter. I do not have a Spiderman costume, but if anyone would like to make me one, I will gladly wear it. It's just impossible for me to find one my size. I'm a big boy.

Sooo, who wants to be my work buddy? The MLE department works on the buddy system, right?

( Private to Friends )

Sigh.

Who: Dolores Lestrange, Romulus Rosier, and Lucretia Rosier. Oh, and Dollop the house elf. Rab can tag if he wants.
What: Lola learns that her step-brother, Theophanes, is dead and she loses it.
When: Sunday evening into Monday morning
Where: The Lestrange's home, then the Rosier Manor, and back.
Rating: R

( Your Ex-Lover is Dead )

I fell asleep in the breakroom during my lunchbreak today and woke up with frost bite. I had to go to Mungo's! I almost lost my ring finger! Then where would I wear my ring? I'm wearing it on a necklace now while my finger recovers! I'm also severely hampered, what with it being all wrapped up and all. It's ridiculous!

When I get in tomorrow, I'm punching you in the face, Cash.